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    squall0456

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    QUESTION AND ANSWER IN BEAUTY PAGENT

    Post by squall0456 on Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:16 pm

    THE FINALISTS:
    Ms. America
    Ms. Spain
    Ms. Britain
    Ms. Philippines
    Ms. India
    QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........
    (Applause...Aplause)
    QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
    (Applause....Applause)
    QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakesperian actors.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.
    (Applause...Applause)
    QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Irans are like thieves.
    QUESTION: And why do you say that?
    MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back dooor...
    (Applause...Applause)
    QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
    QUESTION: Why do you say that?
    MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.
    (Applause...Applause)
    QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh...well, opkors, hihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
    QUESTION: Chismis???
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry...it's ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
    QUESTION: Hmm...Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
    MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy...dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean...because...it passes from mouth to mouth.
    (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


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    eminem0114

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    Re: QUESTION AND ANSWER IN BEAUTY PAGENT

    Post by eminem0114 on Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:37 pm

    Wew....
    Aus napatawa ako.

    Wala nga lang sa finalist's list ung c miss Iran ^^

    squall0456

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    Re: QUESTION AND ANSWER IN BEAUTY PAGENT

    Post by squall0456 on Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:50 am

    mali pla lgy ko pre hahaha nde ko pla xa nalagay suri
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    kyut

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    Registration date : 2009-08-11

    Re: QUESTION AND ANSWER IN BEAUTY PAGENT

    Post by kyut on Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:48 am

    dnt get this.. whahahahah bored to read this ^^
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    SpiritBreaker

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    Re: QUESTION AND ANSWER IN BEAUTY PAGENT

    Post by SpiritBreaker on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:23 am

    haba kasi eh!! kaya ka bored

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