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    Melvicslayer

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    Funny Quotes ^__^

    Post by Melvicslayer on Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:41 pm

    If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

    -- Frankie Boyle

    Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
    -- Frankie Boyle

    A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
    -- Anonymous

    It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
    -- Harry S. Truman

    Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
    -- Conan OBrien

    In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
    -- Margaret Thatcher
    Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
    -- Dick Van Dyke
    For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
    -- Pablo Picasso
    All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
    -- Miguel De Cervantes
    Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
    -- Marcel Achard
    Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
    -- Sean Williamson
    A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
    -- Gloria Steinem
    You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
    -- Norman Mailer
    The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
    -- Colleen McCullough
    My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
    -- Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)
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    Melvicslayer

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    Re: Funny Quotes ^__^

    Post by Melvicslayer on Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:41 pm

    I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT BIG....
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